
So I’m on this keto-kick. No surprise. I go all mad scientist mode at least once a year— and I was overdue for some serious dietary experimentation. If you’re on board with the ketogenic diet you’re going to go ape-shit for this recipe!
Kale + Bacon Guacamole
Yield: 3 cups // Serving size: 1/2 cup
FAT: 14g // PROTEIN: 4g // CARB: 9g
Ingredients
- 1/4 cup diced red onion
- 4 slices bacon*
- 1 cup roasted kale
- 2 limes
- 1/2 Tbsp olive oil
- 3 avocados
- 1/2 fresh, jalapeño, diced
- Handful cilantro, finely chopped
- 1 clove fresh garlic, crushed
- 1/4 tsp.+- Himalayan sea salt
*Option to omit if ketotarian
Instructions
- Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
- Chop fresh kale and toss with olive oil.
- Place kale and bacon on a baking sheet and bake until crispy (10-15 min).
- Scrape out avocado insides and mash in mortar or pulse in processor.
- Add: onion, cilantro, jalapeño, garlic, sea salt, and fresh lime juice.
- Pull bacon and kale from oven.
- Chop bacon.
- Add bacon and kale to the mix.

Rosemary Dill Crackers
Yield: 30 crackers // Serving size: 5 crackers
FAT: 16g // PROTEIN: 8g // CARB: 7g
Ingredients
- 1 Tbsp fresh rosemary, finely chopped
- 1/2 tsp. Himalayan sea salt
- 1 Tbsp fresh dill, finely chopped
- 3/4 cup almond flour
- 1 Tbsp avocado oil
- 1 large egg*
*Dairy-Free Keto Crackers (option for Vegans)
Instructions
- Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
- In large mixing bowl, combine almond flour, salt, dill and rosemary.
- In a separate bowl, whisk avocado oil and egg.
- Stir wet ingredients into dry.
- Form dough into ball and place between two sheets of parchment paper.
- Roll dough into thin sheets.
- Pull top paper off and flip dough onto baking sheet.
- Cut dough into choice shapes with a knife or pizza cutter.
- Bake until golden brown (10-15 min).
- You’re welcome. 😉
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